Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.

Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.

by mcake June 12, 2010

fever dick

When someone’s penis is a hotter than normal temperature because they have a fever.

Jordan is so sick and has a fever but Brooklynn loves that fever dick

by papi chulo amor January 13, 2022

Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.

Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.

by Jack Bard August 26, 2013

Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Dick Acid

Cum

“That’s all that needs to be said”

Leshawna: I love dick acid

by Butters732 September 29, 2018

dick sprinkles

When your oenis has black man freckles, when your white.

Hey Aric, those are some nice dick sprinkles ya got there

by KnivinIVAN January 20, 2017

Dick bagging

A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.

You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!

by Ahent June 2, 2019