Kitten dick

An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly

Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?

by Kneehighfun January 17, 2019

ArmorAll dick

After sex, when your penis is shiny like a dash with fresh ArmorAll.

She will shine one up for you so well you will be walking around all day with an ArmorAll dick

by MAGA 101 January 21, 2019

Dick dictionary

Where you can find any kind penis.

My mom found my dad by using dick dictionary.

by Ummmmm101 January 24, 2019

dick johnson

when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.

"stop cheating dick johnson. "

by woooooooowww January 27, 2019

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

Chomp Dick

A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.

My name is Tyler Waldron and I received CHOMP DICK.

by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018