Writer's Cock

When you are to horny to be able to form legitimate thoughts to write anything.

I couldn't write because I was stricken with writer's cock

by Communist West December 9, 2012

cock spatula

The device used by older men for inserting their old saggy balls into a woman's vagina.

Hey guys, I used my new cock spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy cock and balls into my lady's punanny.

by cockspatula January 3, 2012

Cock Tripping

To enter a state of profound psychedelic trance / euphoria / physical inebriation after prolonged contact with the male genitalia.

Symptoms of a "Cock Trip" may include, short bouts of unconsciousness, temporary insanity, hallucinations, inability to stand/walk, incoherent speech, loss of memory.

Man 1: "I tell you mate, last night was surreal. I shagged my girlfriend so hard for so long she nearly blacked out, then she went all fucked up on me. She started gibbering absolute nonsense, whenever I touched her skin she kept on having orgasms. Finally she stood up and promptly collapsed on the floor, so I had to pick her up and drag her to the toilet so she didn't piss all over my bedroom. About 10 minutes later she crawled out, going on about something I couldn't figure - after that she didn't remember a thing. I tell you, she was cock tripping hardcore".
Man 2: "Indeed?"

by Licking my mothers ballbag January 12, 2012

cocking a beer

Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.

Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.

by i1abnrk August 30, 2011

Fat cocks

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Cock Throb

Similar to when a girl is a heart throb, except when you see her, instead of falling in love, you get an instant boner

Mia Khalifa is such a cock throb!
This girl is such a cock throb, I gotta jerk off now...
Those librarians with glasses, definitely cock throbs!

by sefure69 February 20, 2019

Mon-Cock

A dick with its shaft pulled back to the point in which the head of the penis is pointing downards a little. This is formally known as a "mon". Hence "Mon-Cock".

That dudes got a Mon-cock

by Pin_dick37 July 4, 2018