Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Dick bagging

A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.

You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!

by Ahent June 2, 2019

Dick rider

Someone who rides on anyone’s dick but only if there name is rider

Brad is such a dick rider

by Beantai April 9, 2021

Brent's Dick

A non-traditional unit of measurement, generally used to describe something incredibly small or negligible in size.

(While bowling) Dang dude, I just missed that pin by a Brent's dick!

by DollfaceNelson March 6, 2019

Larry Dicks

A unit of measurement equal to 3 inches.

How long is that piece of wood you have in your hand? It's 2 Larry dicks long!

by Bologna Tits again July 22, 2019

dick tassel

a tassel on one's dick. dick tassel. a thin strip of t-shirt one might cut off the sleve of their shirt then whip around one's dick. dick tassel.

I have a dick tassel. I made it from my shirt.

by dicktassel November 16, 2013

ArmorAll dick

After sex, when your penis is shiny like a dash with fresh ArmorAll.

She will shine one up for you so well you will be walking around all day with an ArmorAll dick

by MAGA 101 January 21, 2019