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"Your penis is so big"
by Trish.Una May 5, 2021
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Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches
Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?
by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020
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Penis Licker

"Man, they're such a penis licker."
by Spidermanfucker2045 March 13, 2023
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Penis

The penis is a male body part in-between your legs, some call it a muscle and some call it a bone. There are a thousand different slang named for the Penis, but I can't list them all. It is used to reproduce and create new life, however, some use the penis to masturbate or pleasure themselves or other individuals. It is also considered a "Private Part" Meaning you should not expose it to anybody without their consent!
guy: "Im a boy, so I have a penis"
girl: "Good for you mate"
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Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.
Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!
by arxhangel July 22, 2023
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penis

you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?
Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?
by Charuzu March 27, 2023
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penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.
"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"
by wonderfullydead October 25, 2015
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