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Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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Jack Ma’ed

To be told off, disappear and return under suspicious circumstances.
He’s been Jack Ma’ed, what a strange situation
by AJSGP January 20, 2021
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Jack

a pussyhat boy, a poo smear of a son. Do not befriend a Jack. -The Paper Menagerie
"Um - Your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."
by PooPooPeePee2211 May 18, 2022
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Hungry Jack

When she cums smack a whopper in her mouth
by Hungry Jack in mouth May 20, 2022
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mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)
I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.
by Jake White August 5, 2009
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Jack

Jack is the kind of person who is smart, and quiet. Typically good with music, and very good looking. The kind of person, who is almost PAINFULLY oblivious to people who have a crush on them. The kind of person who in the middle of a conversation, will crack an amazing joke, but says it so quietly that only a person sitting next to him would hear, and laugh. Overall, a very sweet, and wonderful person.
“Who wrote that awesome essay about Bach’s life?”
“Oh, that was Jack. Duh.”
by She doesn’t even go here. October 10, 2021
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Jack Shit Off

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!
by Felix1999 September 2, 2022
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