Horse, Red, and Throat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Horse, Red, and Throat

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

red raw

When you have gone red in the face after doing some from of exercise.

‘ You are looking red raw after that swim’.

by fae.png September 5, 2023

ran her red light

Had sex with a female while on her period

Sean : you F****d Stephanie on period?

Troy: yup.. I ran her red light 🤪

by BeenActingBrandNew June 28, 2023

Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer June 8, 2018

Fuck Reds

A Red is a person(s) who is a red head, but you do not like them, or you show 0 respect towards them.

Hey I hate Red's so much, they get on my nerves, Fuck Reds

by Sl4tt October 2, 2022

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018