your mom

your mom that always goes to your neighbour's house and not coming back at night.

YOUR MOM

by DOMATATI November 8, 2023

your mom

Something people say they have done.

1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017

your mom

if someone annoys you, say “your mom”

Friend; shut up

You; your mom

by lolalinssf September 8, 2021

ur mom

when somebody wants to fuck your mom they say this

teacher - "omg hi!!! I missed you how were you?"
her friend - "ur mom"

by Scarlet][Queen September 2, 2022

ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

your mom

Old 21st century joke commonly used when you run out of comebacks in an argument.

"your mom"
"your mom jokes are so old, almost as old as your mom"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022

Mom

The most important, beautiful, amazing woman that popped you out, a true angel.

Unless your mom's a bitch, then fuck her and I hope you don't end up like her, go drink water I love you <3

by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024