clit twat

Female equivalent of dickhead.

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.

by punchuspilot January 21, 2022

tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.

Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022

LORD Twain

The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.

Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"

by GarKing May 23, 2022

Pwa twano

Pussy ass fuck nigga

Yo man u a pwa twano

by Rttlx May 28, 2022

china twang

A type of music first introduced to the southern states by American Chinese immigrants in 1904. Primarily consists of flute accompanied by hammers hitting railroad tracks. The local Americans nicknamed this mixture of music China twang.

These shirt foreign exchange student neighbors of mine are always playing that gosh darn, old school China Twang. Shit makes me feel like I’m perpetually cracking open a fortune cookie.

by anonymous May 29, 2022

auntie twat

Auntie Twat is exactly that - Your Untie whom is a Twat.

Hi Auntie Twat

by Maveriel June 11, 2022