paranormal penis 

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

paranormal penis by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

bulgarian penis 

Common greet in Bulgaria for tourists.

You ( the tourist ) Hey how has ur day been going Bulgarian penis.
Them : Good thanks

bulgarian penis by Garuuu October 22, 2019

Vaginya Penis 

It’s when the woman’s Vagina is soooooo fat it looks like a penis

Guy: took the girl I smashed last night had a Vaginya Penis
Guy: damn broo

Vaginya Penis by Lalabeappo December 4, 2019

Dr penis

When you ask the server to stick their penis in your Dr pepper

Yo, can I get uhhhhhhhhh Dr penis

Dr penis by Xsilver169 December 7, 2019

house penis 

My boy alex

Mans dick shaped like a house penis

house penis by Nigga lettuce February 15, 2020

Nigga Penis 

The fuck you searching this for? "science purposes?"

Nigga 1: Nigga penis
Nigga 2: lmao

Nigga Penis by GamingRn February 29, 2020

lovre penis 

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

the size of this bud is actually lovre penis

lovre penis by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020