Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.

Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023

blue raindrop

A blue raindrop is when you take a seat on a toilet in a public restroom and accidentally sit on one of your testicles.

I went to take a dump and sat on my testicle now I got a blue raindrop

by JonesyBuds May 8, 2022

simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

sub from the blue

A sub from the blue is when someone automatically likes and subscribes to your channel on Youtube.

Example 1: I thought game development wouldn't be that popular, but I got quite a few subs from the blue.
Example 2: You got a sub from the blue? Wait until you start adding more to your channel. Then the subs will start coming in like flies. It'll be more like subs from the swarm.

by arvinthsiva May 8, 2022

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

blue dumpster

when you have blue balls and put them in a dumpster/butt hole

she teased my dick and gave me blue balls when she fell asleep I gave her a blue dumpster

by blue dumpster king 69 May 16, 2012