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Cat

An adorable demon that lives in your house
Guy1.oh you have a cat aren't those things like house demons?

Guy2.Dont worry mine is sweet
by anonymous December 28, 2021
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Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021
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Cat

That buffoon dog chewed the couch again! It must be a cat, or Muno!
by Blurryface_fan December 28, 2021
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Cat

Also ‘cool cat.’

Noun. A person. An individual, most likely involved in a subculture or controversial industry. A wanderlust individual of fleeting residence. *Adapted from west coast slang.
As you’re walking out of a concert at a small, local venue… referring to someone you observed pacing the crowd or highly mingling during the event;
“That Cat was all over the place
by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021
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Cat

One of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Cats play many different sports all year around and dominate the court or field at every one. Her game face is something to be feared but her skill is even deadlier. She is quick to compliment and slow to judge. You can always find a good, loyal, uplifting, smart, and wholesome friend in a Cat. warning, Cats tend to be clumsy and plus their love of sports they tend to get injured quite often. Make sure you protect your cat from protruding chair legs and table corners. All in all these people are beautiful, loveable and all around amazing people. Her compliments are always sincere and will brighten your day no matter how bad it's been. Her laugh is infectious and how she balances school and so many sports and activities and does well in all of it will always be a mystery to us humble folk who are not Cats.
Person 1: Did you hear? Cat broke her leg saving the softball game and is now in a wheelchair
Person 2: Why does that not surprise me?
by MoBean May 13, 2022
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Doja Cat

Doja Cat is an extremely hot woman that deserves absolutely everything and anything she ask for. This woman is literally the female equivalent of Ryan Reynolds. That’s how hot she is.
Doja cat is so hot 🥵
by Doja cat simper 🥵 May 13, 2022
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