by anonymous1567201 September 22, 2022
Get the Band kidmug. The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the The 'I have kids' defensemug. blaaaaat
green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA
us - ok pop off I guess
us - ok pop off I guess
by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021
Get the Green anaconda kidmug. by Who’s willma? May 20, 2021
Get the Hell for kidsmug. Only the kkkoolest of kids, one with a massive peen, and a great personality. One that just has the easy ways of life, and a ton of friends. HE is so cool, he cuts the third grade line to get the cardboard pizza first. Thats how kkkool he is.
by Big Throbba6969 March 15, 2019
Get the Kool Kidmug. definition=you
by dulaapeep May 15, 2021
Get the burned out creative kidmug. An I-kid (I for internet) is a person born into internet prominence and exposed to the internet at a young age (often Generation Z), making them desensitised to the internet, perceiving extreme things as normal. People such as lolicons, furries, VTuber fans, ERPers, femboys and Coomers fit into this category.
John: Hey Jerry, what is femboy Garfield?
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.
by BarrelbiteBulletblast December 22, 2022
Get the I-kidmug.