The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 19, 2022

krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 22, 2018

Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.

Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.

by TheBeato November 06, 2023

Nut stomp

The act of curb stomping somebody, but to replace the curb with somebodies genetalia.

"I gave Jim an honest to god nut stomp last night."

by Zach price August 05, 2021

On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

fuzzy nutting

When plankton and sandy are together. Its makes fuzzing nutting a worldwide experience.

while plankton and sandy were together they mabe a fuzzy nutting

by Pjimin845 May 29, 2017