Man vs. Gay

Anything involving people and gayness in its purest form.

"Our school's play is the epitome of Man vs. Gay."

by chizhogg April 14, 2010

The Jack Gay Song

The jack song of a retarded gay ass dumbo named Jackson payne

Girl 1: who's that gay ass man
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song
Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song

by jack gay song writer September 14, 2018

Gay midget porn

The second most greatest thing since the holocaust

person 1: hey did you watch gay midget porn today.
person 2: no my mom said i had to go kill some jews first.

by NibbaBalls212313 January 21, 2022

Your mum gay

A term typically used so insult yet full of truth . Fope your mum gay bb

“Yeah uno what fope your mum gay “

by Skettykettle May 16, 2018

cute gay story

Max: hey Jake...
Jake: hey what’s up dude
Max: I think I’m gay.
Jake:oh really? Me too...
Max: wait what?
Jake: I’m gay.
Max: wow
Jake: so we’re both gay?
Max: yeah I guess so
Jake: wanna go watch so gay rom coms and squeal whenever the gay representation gets screen time?
Max: I’ve never wanted anything more.

And then they lived happily ever after.

I wish there were more gay tv shows. But this is a really good cute gay story

by Greedygremlingreens February 7, 2021

Gay ass mf

A very gay individual

Shanda is a gay ass mf because she likes other women

by Average Bovine June 14, 2018

Ur dog gay

Possibly the most devastating words that could ever possibly be spoken by a human being, worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and even your granny tranny.

George: "Ur mom gay"

Peter: "Ur dad lesbian"

George: *On the brink of tears, using all of his might to conjure up the words* "Ur dog gay"

Peter: *Loses all fucking brain function and resorts back to a child like state, pisses himself and then fucking dies

by Sexhaver2000 May 15, 2018