mom

a person who give birth to a child and is a female and in some cases are boys (rarely)

i love my mom!

by Emmy(not my real name btw) January 20, 2020

ur mom

your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021

Demi’s Mom

Demi’s mom means a mom that is really cool, dripped out or swag.

Hey did you see their mom? Yea there a Demi’s mom

by Milkmanisreallystanimoy September 7, 2021

Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

ur mom

Something you say to respond to someone you wanna respond to. but don't.

Maggie: Hey besti! What's buzzin'?

You: Ur mom.

Maggie: :0

by Horsehsahshashire March 3, 2022

Ur Mom

The woman in my bed right now.

Me: I scissored Ur Mom, who knew she was a lesbian

JIm: WTF JULIE

by FairyTearz November 16, 2021

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020