toby has the prettiest blue eyes ever its not even funny :/ best way to describe them is if you gathered everything blue on planet earth and just mixed it in a pot, thats how blue his eyes are. beautiful.
bella: yo have you seen toby downs’s blue eyes?
literally everyone ever: yeah they’re really pretty
toby: lol no they’re not
bella: shut up toby yes they are
literally everyone ever: yeah they’re really pretty
toby: lol no they’re not
bella: shut up toby yes they are
by bellakens October 25, 2020

When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
by Nosidam December 16, 2017

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

Blue Anon is a term used by those on the progressive left and those on the right in order to draw a parallel between right wing conspiracy theorist QAnon and liberals who too loosely interject Russian interference in anything they find objectionable. The term is closely related, if simply not another term for "BlueMAGA" which is also used to draw attention to how some moderate liberals exhibit similar objectionable behavior and cult like devotion found in right leaning MAGA circles.
Did you see David tweeting out how the attacks on the Capital had something to do with Putin despite there being little to no evidence?
Yeah dudes crossed over into Blue Anon territory.
Yeah dudes crossed over into Blue Anon territory.
by Jimmy Defines March 7, 2021

Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?
Person 2: Sure...
-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-
Person 2: Where did you say the condom was
Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
Person 2: Sure...
-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-
Person 2: Where did you say the condom was
Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
by MAc9103 June 20, 2021

When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021
