Ur mom

Is a fun thing to say when someone asks where you are.It can be used as doing your mom, or (fucking your mom.’

When someone asks where you are, you can say “ your moms house”.

by Thesenutscanneverfitinyomouth January 24, 2022

haydens mom

Psychotic

Mom: Where are you at?
Hayden: Johnnys house

Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?

Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic

by h79 January 24, 2022

ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

mom

worst fear to Asians

my mom is gonna kill me because i did'int do my dishes

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

ur mom

suck suck suck daddy joe ur mom would typically use this when doing joe (ur dad)

That is how it could be used in a fashion sense "ur mom".

by Avzht January 25, 2022

Chases mom

So hot she tried to fuck me

Man chases mom tried to fuck me

by Firefighter123 January 25, 2022