hey

a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.
The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*
by 2potatoes November 14, 2022
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Ur mom

Used when talking of purple elephants pickle jars
BILLY: hey did you here that new-
CARL: Ur mom
BILLY: What? bruh I'm serious, did you hear-
CARL: Ur mom
by 2potatoes January 31, 2022
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Hi

The common way for gophers to say goodbye
Hi you old paper bag! Hope to never see you again!
by 2potatoes February 02, 2022
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