Gerkin’

To Gerk / Gerk Walk is to move with such viscosity and or swagger, that those around you fall into a hypnotic trance fueled only by the sheer amount of schmoovin’ that you be doin’.

“Hey Mark, did you see that guy on the news Gerkin’ in NYC?”

“John. What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Yeah man, he started Gerkin’ during the Macy’s parade, by the end every US resident within a fourteen mile radius was either Gerkin’, two steppin’, or jerkin’, sometimes both. It was… it was wild man.

by X Isn’t Real November 25, 2023

German Bathtub

A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)

Nik: I can't Wait to take a German Bath in my new Jade German Bathtub
Kid: wtf

by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 25, 2023

geraniumoustofhol

The term for someone whose name starts with "k" and is Japanese who fought in world war 2

Cousin: that no good fucking geraniumoustofhol took my fucking money
Kai: Greetings!

by T-Series is Ass November 27, 2023

Geronimo

A word describing deep, unconditional love that never fails.

Love makes you want to jump off the empire state building, screaming "Geronimo!" all the way down.

by anonymous November 27, 2023

Germknödels

Busty, voluptuous breasts on a MILF, originally defined by Flappr in regards to Heidi Klum's rack.

Unlike fellow MILF thirst trap enthusiast, Donna D'Errico, Heidi Klum doesn't have an OF account - so she's not posting boobs to promote anything - she's doing it for fun. And unlike other MILF thirst posters, Klum's posts tend to be aggressively thirsty, showing off her Glamorous West German Germknödels with stunning frequency. --- @flapprdotnet

by GenXonX August 30, 2024

german stare

A stare created by the Germans to scare others while in fights or dangerous situations.

German stare + mango mango + phonk + those who know + adrenaline + balkan rage + still water

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Gericated

A term describing old people and the insane amount of prescription and OTC drugs they take.

"Girl your grandma is totally gericated, never seen so many pill bottles on a dining room table".

by Hipnosis November 1, 2024