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Ballon kids

a group of crackhead homosexuals with a token straight and absolutely no will to live.
they also may have a strange obsession with the movie IT.
wow, they are definitely ballon kids.
by KarateGirl October 15, 2020
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kids

I eat kids for breakfast.
Police - you're a fucking cannibal
by Kas? November 8, 2022
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Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
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999 Kid

A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low
I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them
by 999maker June 8, 2021
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NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)
Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
by nora the explorer January 23, 2022
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Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
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dynasty kid

Generally, an 18 year old kid who inherits their parents company, meets with investors, and generally works with their parent’s company. Kid is only involved due to blood relation.
Man, did you see that young hotshot out there? Yeah, I think he’s a dynasty kid.
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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