by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022

by ityttv November 5, 2019

the act of grabbing a pidgeon off the street and using it as a sex toy while the claws that stick out sound you
by markymark122333 July 3, 2025

He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
