You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
Get the old fart alumnimug. When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.
by Ipn87 October 6, 2018
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by fart love December 15, 2021
Get the fartmug. When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win
by anonymous November 10, 2020
Get the Mega fartmug. A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020
Get the Fart Curtainmug. the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
by Dogvideo September 24, 2022
Get the Popcorn fartmug. by IMFATNOTLOL September 2, 2019
Get the Fartmug.