piggy sex

When a guy gets raped by a hillbilly and the hillbilly makes him squeal like a pig during the ordeal.

Bobby got some piggy sex in the movie Deliverance. It was a good time that he'll never forget.

by anonymous 6812 June 7, 2009

sex bomb

An intoercontinental bukkake missile, or a strategic adult theater weapon.

Man, this guy came to my party over the weekend and launched a sex bomb on this drunk chick in my bed when I was puking in the tub. I don't know how I'll get those spooge stains out of my sheets.

by mister hamtaro-man February 29, 2004

sex rock

Any large rock. A sex rock is often found around a house in the landscaping. A sex rock can be any shape but must be large enough to have intercourse on.

"Look at that new boulder in Anderson's yard"
"Looks like a great sex rock!"

by patsy ulso December 27, 2011

sex with arms

A very hot man or woman. Usually used to escribe male model and/or lead singers of bands.

Girl 1: "OMG, did you go to the Panic At The Disco! concert last Saturday?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Brendon Urie is SEX WITH ARMS!"

by lindseyjane February 4, 2007

Vampire Sex

Vampire Sex: When a vampire loves a woman... he first tries missionary... unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. He tries to perform oral sex... Frustrated by lack of sexual gratification, the vampire bites the shit out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. Then the vampire is satisfied.

Vampire Sex: When a vampire loves a woman... he first tries missionary... unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. He tries to perform oral sex... Frustrated by lack of sexual gratification, the vampire bites the shit out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. Then the vampire is satisfied.

by psychedeillusions July 6, 2010

chicken sex

The rapid spasmmic motion of hand often seen on the dance floor. Also referring to the south american chicken mating ritual involving the female chicken's neck sex gland.

"She was having such a bad seizure it looked like chicken sex!"

by Raqui-Ani Lopez June 9, 2005

Ear sex

The act of forcefully jamming your in-canal earbud(s) into your ear(s) deeper than they already are, and then pulling them out only to repeat the action in an attempt to scratch the terrible itch that all in-canal earbuds cause inside your cranium. Also known as "Ear secks"

1: I used to love how my new Klipsch Custom 3's sounded, but they itched so bad that I went deaf from all the Ear sex.

2: Dude, your buds are crusty and yellow. Have you been having Ear secks?

by dojo24 January 24, 2011