bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Penis sisters

Sisters or friends that have both had sex with the same man.

Shelly and Sarah are penis sisters now that Sarah is banging John.

by Boss Panda December 28, 2021

Penis Horting

When your penis horts

"my penis horting"

by RealBossBaby March 21, 2022

Penis

What body part my uncle touched

Mom : have you been touching jimmys penis again?

Uncle : hell yea bitch

by Greasy dick inspector June 13, 2022

penis popper

a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.

watch out, Megan can be a real penis popper when she gets to excited.

by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022

Penis

Something I don't have

Man I wish I could suck on your penis

by Fuck rongol September 30, 2020

penis

big penis

i have penis.

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