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Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action
"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."
by DarcyDog December 20, 2018
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forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.
I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.
by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011
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Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
by Judolizard June 27, 2021
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Kimchee skunk fart

If you eat kimchee you get so high and start dancing like the fat singer from Korea because its fermented. After you smell your own fart from that rotten cabbage, you are like crazy dancing feeling like you just had some big dig in your ass leading to the huge orgasm like a ugly women finally getting off.
Mr park had some kimchee skunk fart.
Oh not again, did he dance in he middle of the street???

Yeah he looked like big women lost her mind thinking she has a dick
He should go back to his own park
Yeah

Where other skunks, gophers and hedgehogs hang around the golf club
by Goodchild August 30, 2013
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sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.
I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*
by OriginalTreeBOI December 7, 2019
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Fart

by Waffle1334 March 12, 2020
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tramp-fart

a very strong, and exeptionally pungent, overpowering fart (not to be mistake with a tramp trump) that is usually a combination of rotten fish (trout and kippers), rotten dog slop, and a tramps mouldy ring piece, though other ingredients can be provided to increase overall strength and power. The fart must be ejected with a high pressure rip to enable the hot beef blast. All of these factors must work in tandem, otherwise it cannot make the grade. A build up of excess gas can generate more boost at the critical moment. Tramp-farts can take up to 72 hours for full brewing potential to occur in the anal brew chamber.
Tramp-farts made headlines tonight as worldwide governments are proposing a new method of mass crown control. Tramp-fart's were first synthesised in 1846 but the chemical formula was made redundant, as other types of stench became more popular. Due to the cheap ingredients needed to generate a unique tramp fart, governments soon realised the potential of unleashing these farts to unspecting enemies as a way of mass fart genocide.

Dialling 911 - Emergeny servies were called to a local football stadium after a tramp gained access through a fire escape exit. The tramp unleased a series of tramp-farts that caused hundreds of people to collape after the ingestion of the extremely pungent power pong. The tramp managed to escape on foot and evaded law enforcment after releasing rapid fart fire at oin
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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