melon headed twat

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

by lololololololol! January 16, 2011

Red-Headed Loafpecker

A Red-Headed Loafpecker is a pigeon that eats the corn out of your shit, and is later sold at KFC.

LITTLE KNOWN TRUE HISTORIC FACT:

"These pigeons are of the species 'Red-Headed Loafpecker.' They eat a full serving of corn out of your shit, then we cut their heads off 'em and let 'em marinate like that for a couple days and then we sell 'em at KFC, and that's how they get their chicken and corn bowls!"- Colonel Sanders

by Puebert "Fire crotch" O'Malley June 29, 2009

mimi the tomato head

someone who loves red but hates tomatoes,
and cannot live without potatoes.
Pretty awesome but random at times, always changes their preference of hot guys, but always is dedicated to zac efron.

Is Jap, but wants to be aussie and korean?

can define wheter or not a song is jap or chinese!

always loses their phone
But in general an awesome friend! :)

Dude, that person is like mimi the tomato head, she's so crazy!

by gracca-gugumimi2010 May 19, 2010

pee-pee head

I ponder how one might obtain a head made of urine.

Now THATS retardation for you.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

reverse road head

when a girl or guy gives you head while she is driving and you are in the passanger seat, and as they are going down on you, you call out the directions and when to stop and go

this girly gave me reverse road head, it was going fine till we crashed

by Daniel Scragg February 22, 2007

bass head

A term used by one to offend / inform another about their unusually bassy voice

"Gosh Michael you're such a bass head!! - Fricking Idiot"

by Bomboclarke June 11, 2006

melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

by parker February 22, 2005