brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Lara Brown

A little lazy cow who you work with, she’s constantly bitching about her ex “boyfriend” and really weirdly smol.

That Lara Brown over there, she’s a proper bonehead

by Petunia Hargreaves April 12, 2024

Tennessee Brown Eye

The act of taking a body shot of any brand of Tennessee made whisky off of someone’s anus.

I met a girl at the bar last night and I asked her if she would do a Tennessee brown eye with me.

by Betyoudidntknow2543 May 31, 2024

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pierre a French Brown in the bathroom of the Blue Bottle on Beverly in WEHO.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

Brown N Rats Incident

This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend witnessed the Brown N Rats Incident! So gayyyyyyyyy!……

by Fishnuggets66 September 20, 2023

Caden brown

Has a heart of gold but like to break hearts

Caden brown is okay

by Bob brown November 27, 2023