Being in an (undeservedly) well-off position
by OsloCalling July 7, 2010
Get the Too Fat To Fall mug.The balance of fat and muscle on a body. Particularly when the individual's head is is proportional to the fatness of the body.
A: "Man, you're a heifer!"
B: "No, I'm perfectly fat, get it right!"
A: "Wow, you've lost a lot of weight!"
B: "No, I'm still perfectly fat. Once you're perfectly fat, you're perfectly fat."
B: "No, I'm perfectly fat, get it right!"
A: "Wow, you've lost a lot of weight!"
B: "No, I'm still perfectly fat. Once you're perfectly fat, you're perfectly fat."
by FBL aka MC Brains August 7, 2010
Get the perfectly fat mug.1.) the kind of fat where a persons body appears to be skinny, but they have fat that isnt visible until the body is naked. 2.) Every fat person's profile picture and you have to go through all their pictures because they take them all themselves from a top angle to hide how fat they really are, but somehow one manages to slip through that shows a whole body shot. 3.) similar to the "wonderbra effect", or stuffing of your pants.
1.) That bitch was sneaky fat man, had to lift up her roll just to dick it.
2.) That girl looked cute but she was sneaky fat, I didn't notice until her last picture where i saw her body.
2.) That girl looked cute but she was sneaky fat, I didn't notice until her last picture where i saw her body.
by aybaybaywes July 12, 2012
Get the sneaky fat mug.Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.
Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
by twurzz June 9, 2011
Get the Stealth Fat mug.A verb used instead of any other offending verb when insulting someone for something they didn't even do, or that you have no proof of.
Is conjugated as such:
I - fat/am fatting
you - fat/are fatting
he/she - fat/is fatting
they - fat/are fatting
Is conjugated as such:
I - fat/am fatting
you - fat/are fatting
he/she - fat/is fatting
they - fat/are fatting
by Madam Ann O. Nymous July 29, 2011
Get the to Fat mug.This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
Get the Big Fat Wanker Dyke mug.Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
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