Down Bad

Instead of going out and hanging with your friends on a Saturday night, you stay in and help organize your girlfriends shoe closet.

Jack: Hey, what did Skye do last night?

Bill: He helped organize Samantha's shoe closet. Talk about being down bad.

Jack: Jesus Christ...

by leggs January 4, 2023

Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023

down perpetually

To be so horny and pull no hoes that you use any site to find something to cure your down badness

This guy is down perpetually, he's watching porn 24/7.

by sheeesh.2345 May 12, 2021

Holy Downs

an expression used when something really strange or unexpected is happening to you, usually (but not always) causing you an inconvenience

HOLY DOWNS DUDE! THIS BUS KEEPS STOPPING AT EVERY HOUSE AND I JUST WANNA GET HOME!

by 1neHandedBandit November 11, 2025

The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD)

The Elon Musk Power Down (noun)
/ˈē-län ˌməsk ˈpau̇(-ə)r daʊn/
1. The moment a man hits peak confidence, starts ranting about AI overlords, space orgies, or selling NFTs of his own balls—and then completely short-circuits mid-sentence like a sex robot with a Windows 95 processor.
2. The post-coital mental blackout that occurs when you climax while arguing about cryptocurrency. Often followed by a three-hour Reddit spiral and a mild existential crisis.

Warning: May result in accidental billion-dollar acquisitions or naming your kid after a Wi-Fi password.

“He was deep into a monologue about brain chips and free speech on Mars, then just stared into space like he nutted out his last coherent thought. Classic The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD).”

by 8565FFF186 April 24, 2025

down bad

someone who is hot or fine

dude: looks at girl
tells friend: sheesh that girl is down bad

by sheesh bigdickenergy May 10, 2021

clown down

When an ex-partner’s life takes a sharp decline after a breakup, often marked by poor decisions, loss of style, and general messiness. The opposite of a glow up, a “clown down” is when someone looks or acts like a hot mess post-breakup, making you feel grateful for the split.

“Ever since we broke up, he’s had a total clown down—quit his job, got that awful tattoo, and lives in his mom’s basement now.”

by cassafrass92 November 1, 2024