Hot Jeep Chick

An imaginary creature that is fabled to exist in big built rigs and be not only exceptionally attractive, but also inifintely cooler than other girls. Legend holds that these girls are low maintenance, and don't mind at all the time that their men spend working on their Jeeps.

Rare exceptions to this legend do in fact exist in the real world, usually found riding as passengers in built Jeeps for short periods of time, until which time they realize that they are in fact in a vehicle without normal creature comforts.

Dude... I saw this Hot Jeep Chick in a CJ rolling on 38"s

by olllllo April 27, 2004

hot dog warmer

a pussy, vagina, ect.

I let him into my hot dog warmer

by michael garcia June 17, 2006

Hot topic goth

A person who they're goth because they shop at Hot Topic.

Don't get me wrong I shop at Hot Topic.

Elario: Look at me! I'm so goth because I listen to Good Charlotte and shop at Hot Topic!

Me: Right....

by Goddess of Darkness July 16, 2004

syrian hot pocket

When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it

Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!

by MisterMeow11 April 20, 2017

Fast Food Hot

When you pull up to the drive through at a fast food restaurant, and the girl who takes your order sounds really hot over the intercom, but when you get your food you find out that shes unattractive and overweight.

"Yo Tyler, this girl that you just ordered your gordita from sounds really hot." "Dont worry about it Blake, im sure shes just Fast Food Hot"

by Tee Bell April 30, 2008

Red Hot Shishkabob

A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.

Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?

by Andy K May 11, 2004

Hot Fudge Sunday

When a white male (or female with strap-on) takes a shit in their sexual companion's mouth. With the fecies located in the mouth they give them the best "blow-j" ever. After you blow your load, The Giver of the d0m3 spits out the combination of shit and sperm onto a plate. Then the lucky bastard who got sucked off eats the combination of shit and sperm with a fork and knive and a glass of apple juice. Enjoy.

Dude I met this kinky girl on the internet and she is down for all that fetish kinky shit, she is into Hot Fudge Sundays, and even footjobs.

by Foot Job till i die March 7, 2008