Fairweather friend 

A person who only hangs out with you (basically uses you) when good things go on, but never hang out when there's not so good things.

Michael is such a fairweather friend because he only hangs out with Justin at parties and other fun things, but whenever he needs something Michael just bails on him. What an ass!

Fairweather friend by Kailey12345 April 10, 2017

my friend jim 

A Fictional friend of Donald Trump. Donald Trump repeats ridiculous things that supposedly were said by "Jim" in order to make his followers believe he actually has a friend and to make it seem like his ridiculous ideas are shared by others.

My friend Jim always says that if your not colluding with Russia, then you are not "really" trying to win.

my friend jim by Dredpirate64 July 13, 2017

my friend is named gary 

It means you have a friend named Gary

Jeff: Hey what's your friend's name?
Chris: My friend is named Gary

my friend is named gary by IrelandBall July 27, 2017

Farrdeid Friend 

A Farrdeid Friend is another word for "fake friend".

but Farrdeid means = stupid, rude, fake and arrogant all in one word.

Sean: Carlos, I need to tell you something!
Carlos: What?
Sean: I got a new cat!
Carlos: k. whatever.
Sean: Everything okay?
Carlos: Just because I I don't care about your stupid little cat it doesn't mean I'm not okay.
Sean: Why are you being rude?
Carlos: I'm not being rude I'm just being honest. If anyone in here is acting rude it's you. you never seem interested in things I talk about.
Sean: Now you're being very arrogant. we talk about you all day long.
Carlos: Are you serious? You never tell me what I want to hear.

Sean: That's stupid! how do I know what you want to hear?
Carlos: I don't know try to be an actual friend?!
Sean: an actual friend? two days ago you stopped talking to me and went hanging out with other people. You're the bad friend here.
Carlos: lol are you jealous?
Sean: lol no. I knew you weren't a good friend from the beginning I can't believe I even bothered to give you a chance.
Sean: You're such a Farrdeid Friend!

Farrdeid Friend by #mr.foodfreak August 31, 2017

backpack friend 

Friend that is always freaking following you, won't get off your back, won't leave you alone, up your butt( not in a sexual way) all the time and won't give you space.

Jeremy is such a backpack friend to Seth, he never leaves him alone.

Reilly stop being such a backpack friend!

backpack friend by Danillawafa January 6, 2018

craigslist friend 

The best person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you no matter what. She will make you smile and laugh in your time of need.

craigslist friend someone who buys a friend from Craigslist

Mom: who are you on FaceTime with?
Daughter: a friend
Mom: are you sure?
Daughter: yes
(Mom walks away)
Friend: (sarcastic) no, I’m just a friend that was bought off Craigslist

craigslist friend by WofieWonders January 19, 2018

best friend snatcher 

When someone who you do not particularly love is trying to work their way into your best friend’s life and push you out, there by replacing you.

He is a best friend snatcher!

best friend snatcher by The other best friend January 30, 2018