Crig Dick

Man with a very large penis.

Dayym son! You have a Crig Dick!

by Jay-Sissle April 7, 2011

dick starch

Any stimuli causing an erection.

The movie sucked, but Scarlett Johansson goes topless, so it's total dick starch.

by LungBubbles February 18, 2017

Boogie dick

When you're having sexual intercourse with a female and the pussy is just too dry so you snot rocket onto your dick to create a lubricant. This could be done before insertion or during it depending on how good your aim is.

"Hey Bill I saw you take that dimepiece home last night. how did it go?"

"She had some whack ass pussy so I had to give her a boogie dick"

by Ridiculous B May 23, 2020

Dick gauging

The act of staring an a mans nether region in attempt to decipher the size of their junk.

Sarah, why are you staring at that man's crotch? Don't mind Sarah, she's just Dick gauging.

by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020

Paper Dick

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.

"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"

by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo had a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022

back-dicking

To play games
To take advantage
To undermine

To cheat
To fuck around
To make crass sexually provocative overtures within hearing distance yet not within sight of an individual for the sake of intimidation

During my presentation, my coworker back-dicked me by whispering crass comments into my ear. I returned the favor by back-dicking his wife. He blackmailed me proving his back-dickability was better than mine. I now give him my lunch money everyday before work. I see a proper back-dickin in his future.

by Crasstopher January 15, 2017