Spook Dicked

When a guy places a white handkerchief on his dick so it looks like a Halloween ghost and chases someone around the house with it.

I was hoping to get some action with Brad last night but all he did was act like a child and spook dicked me

by LameGinger123 July 28, 2017

Dick Miss

When you are pounding your partner and are about to put it in, you miss the hole and and your erected penis goes into their ass cheek causing brutal pain

Nick: Paul how was your anniversary? Paul:Terrible, I had the worst dick miss

by MunchieMuch August 10, 2017

River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017

dick sniper

Dick sniper is a person who looks at the dick's of other people thru their shorts or pants.

I can't take Veronica ANYWHERE she is such a dick sniper

by BigL830 August 22, 2017

Grenade Dick

When a guy has an erection with so much blood flow that it literally feels like his penis is about to explode. It is generally quite painful.

"The pain of grenade dick makes it much more difficult to conceal my hard-on than a typical erection."

by The Real Mister Mister August 24, 2017

Tuxedo dick

When your husband only gives you gentleman dick but you really long for porn star dick.

Before we were married he used to Fuck me like a porn star but now that we are married he only gives me tuxedo dick.

by Chi-raq August 30, 2017

Dick Dasterdly

meaning to become mean and evil with vicious plans of debocherie examples: someone vandalized a car they got dick dasterdly all over that car. Or when this girl gets here I'm turning into dick dasterdly and turning him loose on that shit so he can get all dick dasterdly w her. Also can be used as an alternate ego. Like a super hero side that's great at being evil. Example Hall's alter ego is dick dasterdly!

I'm about to get dick dasterdly up in this place and noone wants that.

Hi I'm Dick Dasterdly and the name says it all.

I'm really about to turn into dick dasterdly!

by Jme2tall October 10, 2018