Zonts

(noun) 1. A slang term of endearment. Refers to a certain family of powdered stimulants categorized under chemicals used for research, namely: Cathinones. Molecules include MDPV, A-PVP, & 4-MMC (aka - Meow Meow). This class of stimulants is likely the "Hardest of Hard" drugs and those who can handle it are known to stay awake for 40 days and 40 nights on a regular basis. This is due to drugs like MDPV, which is estimated to be 10 times more potent than The Heat (aka-Methamphetamine).

2. A flailer-tested, Mother approved miracle drug everyone can afford! for, as the famous song goes:

"Zonts-Zonts-Zonts! It's the flailingly sniff-able Tweak, that you pack & twack in Your BEAK!!!"

"Hey, grab me a torch & a Tooter out of the pantry, will ya honey? Since your Great-grandmother wants us to say grace this year, go ahead and chop up the rest of those zonts on that iPad over there....I want to give the entire family HOT-RAILS instead of dinner this Xmas!

by anonymous June 24, 2021

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zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

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