Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.

Do you have Winter Washitis?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Winter Dick

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".

Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!

by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023

hop on project winter

slang for ecosexuals having sex with the snow

hey I'm going skiing this weekend wanna hop on project winter

by judgement call May 7, 2022

Jaeden Winters (Papi)

Jaeden Winters aka Papi is an actual hottie like nobody can be as hot as him and his dick is 55 inches everyone would smash him (especially Sara). he loves to hold hands & eat grapes
Btw nobody fucks harder than him

Jaeden Winters (Papi) is sexy

by BobDuncan3008 February 10, 2019

Winter Break

according to my mom, Winter Break is tons of random math questions, learning a new language, and chores every day

Winter Break is not meant for you to lounge around and do nothing, it is a vacation, which means you must do every chore I do and complete 10 pages of this random math textbook I bought from Costco

by ELLIE_theBean December 21, 2020

Canadian winter

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it

by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017

Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.

Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!

by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017