Blue Waffle

When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.

"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."

by VampGurl08 June 14, 2016

meat waffle

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005

waffles

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Um, waffles?

by T. J. October 30, 2003

twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

Wafflestomped

A word visually describing great pwnage by giving a mental image of someone stomping on their victim so hard that the sole of their boot mashes them in such a way that the remains resemble a belgian waffle.

Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped!

or

Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!

by Barisson Soldou August 22, 2006

smart waffle

someone who's extremely smart and shows it with extremely high grades in school.

the fruit thought he was the smart waffle, yet when slugger came into the room he knew he was definately wrong.

by sluggermon May 5, 2006

Musky Waffle

When A person Shit's into a waffle iron and eats the creation off their partners titties!

I know she truly loved me when she asked for the Musky Waffle.

Instead of breakfast this morning I decided to ask my girl if she was down for the Musky Waffle.

by Muskey Wafflezzz November 13, 2009