Time Warden

Someone that is never late, nor will tolerate anyone else being late.

Let's go boys! Your game starts in 32 minutes!
Damn Steve, your mom is such a Time Warden!

by BrendaLynda September 9, 2011

wardrobe foreplay

This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.

definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.

My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.

When is the cruise? I ask.

oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.

by mzpearlie July 27, 2009

Wardy

When a single testicle pops out of ones trousers with no apparent cause. Often caused by a lack of sex which produces large, long balls which put too much pressure on ones trousers.

Steve Waring had his leg up on the desk and he did a Wardy.

by Professor pumpernickel November 4, 2009

warden

fat old bitch lady who walks around and says "go to the LGRRRR"

fuck the warden is here. i can't do any good shit

by wanker September 18, 2003

warden

1. To be fond of the cheeseburgers.

2. To accidentally eat a football.

"Wow dude, I just fucking dropped a zero bomb at CGS, time to pull a warden."

by colwarden February 18, 2008

wardrobe

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse

1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.

by street smeg May 19, 2005

warden

A hero in warcraft 3 TFT

My warden pwnz your archmage

by [e-mail] June 13, 2004