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Walahi

Arabic word conspicuously overused by men pretending to have adopted the Islamic faith in order to appear either educated, religious, and to verbally deflect & defend against various criminal & moral actions including but not limited to, Funeral Escorts; Bank Fraud; Tax Evasion; Police Impersonation; Felony Traffic Offenses; Marital Infidelity; Sex Offenses; Appeasement of Psychotic Side Pieces.

May often be used as a replacement for “uhh” or “ummm” when making up rapid excuses, lies or other untruths in the face of sleeping on the couch, in the office, or going to jail.
“I’m not running around town with other girls, WALAHI!”

“Walahi when I’m out of jail, we will be together!”

“Walahi, my bail won’t be revoked!” “
Walahi!! I never ran intersections with lights & sirens!”

“Walahi, I have never cheated on you WALAHI!!”

“Officer, walahi! I never fifty-fifty’ed that intersection!”

“WOMEN & CHILDREN NEED US!! WALAHI!!”
by SgtVidler April 24, 2022
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smood walka sztylee

A special type of walk, only cool crazy guys can do before they smoke some dust.
Im a smood walka stylee, BIATCH!!!
by biatch November 14, 2003
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ur such a wallass! cuz ur ass is huge
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Wallahi

Means swear to god. Every Somali says it this way. You won’t find a Somali saying it wallah. Instead of wallahi. But however there are Arabs who say wallah and words like yallah. Arabs have adopted into say it into this way even though we already have a way authobillah💀But Somalis have changed it with an hi at the end the same way the changed the name abdullah to abdullahi at the end. I bet if they heard the word yallah they would change it into yallahi😭😭
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Walllahi I’m somali
by To resume February 9, 2022
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Wallace

a misproportioned black bitch of a lady with a ginormous ass. Wallace's typically can be found in the kitchen or cafeteria indulging themselves on fried chicken, watermelon, and purple dranks. They are usually bipolar and talk about sexual things at all the wrong times. Avoid talking to Wallace's on Mondays after the Cowboys lose a football game.
"Fuck man, look at that bitch's ass!"
"Dude, thats a fucking Wallace right thurr!"

"Aw, I heard KFC is going out of business."
"Hell man, we should get a couple Wallace's to bring back some business!"

"Shit! Wallace is gonna flip shit on us cuz his nigger team lost!
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wallaby

1. a penis ( slang )
"watch out for his wallaby", "quit pointin your wallaby at me!", "shiet you dont know about his wallaby"!
by elizabeth October 15, 2004
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wallace

the act of letting your wife dress you up like a woman, and fucking you in the ass with a strap on
Did you hear what Gerod did last week? He let his wife "wallace" the shit out of him!
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