nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.

Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!

by Clarebear! June 17, 2012

Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.

1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck

by Waiting for Who Asked September 20, 2022

Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 7, 2020

saggy waffle

An amazing COD player who has an Ungus of a delinquent son.

Saggy waffle squadded up with us for some cyber attack.

by JoelFaced September 12, 2023

cleveland waffle

Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.

I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.

by Elywin May 21, 2016

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021