Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

Waffle realms

Amongst the caves of waffle

Lurking ogres devour waffle

In a gruesome sort of way

Above and beneath, piles of waffle

Winged ogres cook waffles

Before long you’ll love waffles too

And become a waffle merchant

Are you amongst the waffle realms

by Mxinion is a waffle merchant December 11, 2022

saggy waffle

An amazing COD player who has an Ungus of a delinquent son.

Saggy waffle squadded up with us for some cyber attack.

by JoelFaced September 12, 2023

nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.

Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!

by Clarebear! June 17, 2012

cleveland waffle

Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.

I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.

by Elywin May 21, 2016

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

nigga waffle

A nigga that turned into a waffle

"bro that nigga turned into a waffle. He a nigga waffle"

by Brycen9117 September 19, 2018