toolbag jones

The name for someone who is a tool

Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes

by F-18 September 15, 2009

Tooling On

To show someone up who is being a tool.

After that comment he left on Facebook, we decided to begin tooling on him.

by laurianne2010 January 19, 2010

tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009

Tool

A guy who thinks he is the shit. Spends time with other tools, of which he may call his "bros", "homies" etc., and acts like he is the most popular guy he knows. This tool will objectify women, and may refer to girls as "sexy" when talking to them, but as "a hot piece of ass" or "his bitch" when talking about them to his friends. Doesn't usually date girls, just hooks up with them.

See also "dick" and "douche bag"

A tool may say
"Hey sexy, lets go hookup"

or to his bros (tool friends),

"Yo, that girl just totally checked me out"

by emilyy543x3 December 10, 2009

tool

a tool is someone who others feel threatened by while in there presence. however this is not a physical threat but rather a mental threat. for instance a tool may attract attention from others who want it and it thus irritates them. thus that individual is labeled as a tool. another instance is one who tries to change his genre of lifestyle but those surrounding him reject it and label him as a tool. however a tool can also be a person who is very cocky or completely full of themselves which projects themselves as an annoyance.

man that kid just stole my attention...what a tool.

that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!

by acecon July 10, 2010

Tool

Somone who tries to hard to be somthing hes not.
Somone who wears skinny jeans and v neck sweater (with nothing under it)
Somone who goes to a concert and they know one song by them.
Somone who goes by Chicks before *icks

Dude, Joe L. is a huge tool. He hunts doe.

by Unnamed 3654876 May 22, 2010

Tool

A person who agrees to go and watch Justin Beiber's never say never when a girl begs him.

A complete and utter tool.

by J-man4758432 March 26, 2011