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THWOMP

THWOMP, or THWMP: Third World Monkey Person. The sort of person you used to see only in the pages of National Geographic, or an Indiana Jones movie. Someone so obviously not fully human, so incapable of adapting to the standards of civilized behavior, that you are filled with a despairing sense of horror that they were ever allowed to migrate to your country.
Man, ever since Obama, this neighborhood's been overrun with THWOMPs
by impossiblebones January 28, 2024
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thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.
Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."
by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023
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TomPerksing

The word for TomPerksing closely reffers to being of the Tom Perks Cult. This is an organization run by Tom Perks himself. TomPersking usually reffers to the holocaust and Hitler.
Mark: Hey Bob! Bob: Heyl! Mark: That sounded like a bit of TomPerksing...
by TomPuckleberry December 5, 2023
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Tompo

A programmer that always rewrites the entire codebase, so the product will never get published.
Dang, this tompo is doing it again...
by TomJuri December 7, 2023
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twominuted

When someone (typically a boss at work) asks you "do you have two minutes?" to discuss stuff that would have been his/her problem to solve, and by email.

The two minutes turn up being at least 30, and most likely there will never be any follow up, until the next time you're twominuted.
Boss: Do you have two minutes?
Employe: "Yes, sure"
Boss: Blahblahblahblah

Employe to colleague: "You know, I've been twominuted yesterday..."
by ahahahihihiih May 27, 2024
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toompy

a dingus that is link obsessed
Your a such a toompy
by Shleeb June 26, 2024
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twomadmaxxing

The act of participating in an Overwatch game, OD'ing of straight fent, then continuing to drop kills.
Jason: Holy shit you're so ass at Overwatch.

Mike: Hush down lil bro, I'm Twomadmaxxing.
by Bittzies February 15, 2024
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