Twat Twins

Two girls that have slept with the same guy. They are now forever connected as twat twins, the female version of weiner cousins.

Ginger and Blondie are forever linked as twat twins.

by PNAG November 6, 2009

Twat Cigar

A tampon.

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.

by melito74 December 27, 2010

Twat Dribble

Vaginal fluids/ quim, usually released during sexual activities or arousement

Mike: "Fuck Claire! You stupid wangaphobic you got twat dribble all over my bed sheets! That's it im ass fucking you next time"

by Sir Gash Sniff January 17, 2009

twiddle the twat

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating

Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat

by Skutner July 4, 2009

Twat Neck

This is when you have a stiff neck from sleepin in an uncomfortable place or your pillow is hard and hurts your neck in the morning.

Fuck me!! Am never sleepin at gretna's house ever again!! I've got a right Twat neck!!

by Funni!! January 19, 2009

toys for twats

Vibrators, dildos and other delightful toys for use in the bedroom. Women use toys for twats with or without a man to achieve orgasm. There are many types ranging from classic, clitoral, G-spot and Rabbit to name a few.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "Have you seen Vicky lately?" Maggie replied, "No. That girl is off seeing that older man. I call him Santa Claus. He so old he can't get it up so he always brings her toys for twats."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.

Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."

by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010