Trucker Insanity

When a trucker guy or girl goes crazy from being in a truck for long periods of time, having to eat shitty food, and not knowing where the hell he/she is.

After only two days in the truck, Bob the trucker developd a severe case of trucker insanity; the truck smelled terrible because of all the greasy food he dropped, the seat was extremely uncomfortable, and he was in the middle of some random state with extremely cold temperatures without a jacket.

Trucker Insanity by arlingojo December 28, 2011

trucker paulsen 

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

trucker paulsen by chandizl December 16, 2008

trucker crotch 

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

trucker crotch by closed call February 6, 2010

Tucked Like Underarmor 

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

Tucked Like Underarmor by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021

Little Tackers 

Small Children (Australian Vernacular)

Those little tackers are full of beans today.

Little Tackers by burgerqueen May 18, 2015

Truckers Coffee

Coffee laced with methamphetamine.

I drank some truckers coffee to stay awake for an 11-hour long haul.

Truckers Coffee by ngtc July 9, 2014

trucker tan 

Tan on one of your arms... happens when u drive around in the summer and rest one arm out the window.

Guy 1: Dude... why is your one arm darker than the other?
Guy 2: Its cause ive been driving around all summer... its a trucker tan man...

trucker tan by Papageorgiou June 1, 2006