Meat Sock

Elizabeth, taker of copious amounts of cock. A sleeve or sheath for a man's member.

My god, Elizabeth fucks so many guys, she's a regular meat sock, that is, a sock for some man's meat.

by kanzai43 January 20, 2009

beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Meat placement

When a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the breasts, ass, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure.

Kristina and Lisa both have great meat placement.

by ritamiller November 7, 2014

Push Meat

Defecate; to take a shit.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”

by subtronic October 10, 2018

Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask

Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?

by Themasterjuuler December 25, 2018

Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.

"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker

by sokansas November 25, 2011

Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018