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Shark puppet

A shark puppet is a puppet that resembles a shark and used for a fun new kinky way to have hand sex
Tom: dude shark puppet or nah
Joe: no
by xNoctoriousx September 10, 2019
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loan shark

A money lender who loans money to desperate borrowers at ridiculous terms, and uses criminal means to intimidate the money back from the borrower if they can't get the interest back.
The loan shark broke Peter's knees when he couldn't cough up $100.
by ke6isf July 19, 2004
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sleep shark

1. to short shrift sleep. Sleep sharking, like borrowing from a loan shark, carries a high future price in terms of morale, clarity, energy, and creativity.

2. sharking a sleeping woman. Sexual assault Japanese style.
1. I sleep sharked to meet the deadline but felt pessimistic and lifeless afterwards.

2. Sneaking up on the girl in Harajuku station, he sleep sharked her while his friend videotaped her startled reaction as she awoke realizing that someone had exposed her breasts.
by Bruthzoo December 25, 2008
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loan shark

someone who loans out money, usually short-term, at extortionate interest rates. Consequences of non-payment can be physically severe.
Jimmy the loan shark sent over two goons to collect the vig.
by Loopy July 20, 2004
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Shark Sex

Violent sex where the male/dominant partner leaves marks on female/non-dominant partner.
Hi, I’m Rick, May I buy you a drink? My name is Suzann, sure but I’m into Shark Sex. Cool Suzann, I’ve visited the aquarium and still do, now what are you drinking?
by NW Beach Bum November 6, 2020
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mud shark

German girl between the ages of 17 and 23 that lives near a military post and only likes The Black Dick.
I couldn't get any play last night cause the club was full of mud sharks
by A33 August 10, 2003
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Mud Shark

White, usually blonde, girls who love that big black dick.
Did you see Heidi Klum with Seal? You know she's a mud shark
by The Emperor May 12, 2007
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