cherry evans

a total fuckstick

cherry evans is cockface

by yeahnahfuckoff September 28, 2021

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emily and evan

A couple who act like they hate each other but very much love eachother, usually are both brunettes and have brown eyes, emily and Evan are usually the cutest couple people will ever see, they both have a heart of gold and always shoot for the moon and guide eachother along the way

"I wanna relationship like an Evan and emily"

"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"

"Spicy like a taco"

"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"

by Pretty girl1019 May 24, 2017

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evan and ciara

the absolute worst couple to ever be matched up in the history of bad couples

omg look at Evan and ciara I swear they should just break up

by Ihateevananderson November 10, 2017

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Evan Tomlinson

The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.

Watch out kid that’s Evan Tomlinson

by The corsa April 21, 2022

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