Tressa

What you call someone who is a total and complete meth head but has the police on speed dial.

When Tressa heard a moped outside she dropped her crack pipe and called the FBI to report a stalker, turned out to be a pizza guy delivering a pizza across the street.

by Tressa McCrackHead-Online Meth September 8, 2022

Tess and Tom

a very cute couple. Loved by the outsiders. The two will long live the royals.

dude 1: have you seen Tess and Tom?
dude 2: yes they are a cute couple

by cool.guy2234 September 19, 2022

Tessa Clark

Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.

I love Tessa Clark's.

by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022

Tess Carr

An enigma who you can not help but be drawn to or understand her deep seated complexities. A Tess Carr has the ability to adapt and do anything that is asked of her, if she wants to do it. Many question how she knows so much about so many various topics.

Wow! You are such a Tess Carr! How is it that you are so amazing and know so much?

by PST2022 September 22, 2022

Tess

A girl's name and occasionally used as a nickname for other names such as Tessa and Teresa etc.
It is also my name

"Tess," called Lily, "Where do we have maths next period?"

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 5, 2022

Tess

Tess is that funny, loveable girl in your class, who is loyal, athletic but also really smart and kind. She generally has shoulder-length brown hair and blue eyes and is not small, but at the same time, can sometimes be seen as it when she stands next to tall boys in her year (which there are many of). She loves nothing more than to laugh and chat and will seem amused by everything you say, even if she is not (because she is also very polite). Tess, although seeming perfect, may also have some insecurities, which she hides from the naked eye, and needs an understanding, kind and funny boy to help her accept these imperfections. If you ever find a Tess like this (or me because I am literally this definition of a Tess) grab her by the waist, tell her, you love her and you will not regret it for the rest of your life, I promise, or write her a love note and slip it in her blazer pocket. Either way, you hold her hand under the desk in class, and around the school grounds plus write her cute love notes to remind her of how you got together. She will cherish you until the day she passes, no matter how long the relationship lasts, and you will do your best to treat her with love and respect, despite any pain. Don't get in a word argument with her because you will always loose (it depends on your build if it's physical fight, but she is very fit and sporty). She'll want to kiss you before the Christmas break and has a birthday 3 days before your own.

BOY 1-'WOW, YOU'RE WITH TESS? YOU'RE SO LUCKY!'
BOY 2-'YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SPECIAL, AND I LOVE HER TO BITS!'
TESS-*BLUSHES*

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022

Tess

A girl who likes One direction, has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is only a little bit small, when compared to tall boys in her form. She laughs a lot, is the smartest girl in most classes and really loves Phys Ed.
If you know a Tess, or are with one, I advise you to stay/get with her. Although your long-haired best mate may tease you...
Merry Xmas
-Tess x

Tess's are smart funny and adorable she is loyal and will love you to bits.

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022