A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.
Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
by MyNameIsJonas1 April 21, 2011
Get the steven-beetsmug. Created by an intelligent young man by the name of Ian (or Joe, I remember not) in the year 2003 or 2004.
Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.
Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.
Oh Steven! Your such a silly goose, Steve.
Wow look at her. Oh Steven!
Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!
Wow look at her. Oh Steven!
Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!
by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005
Get the Oh Steven!mug. She’s always hungry and she will be disrespectful when she is disrespected but she is caring beautiful and faithful and that all I have
by JaNasia stevens April 18, 2019
Get the Janasia stevensmug. A lady that is very unkind, likes to tell every student off and gives lots of detention. Usually red or orange hair quit small. But tries to be nice to others. Acts nice when you are nice to her but one little mistake and she will not like you.
by Jerromy wing wang September 17, 2019
Get the mrs stevensmug. by lakestevens March 24, 2020
Get the Lake Stevensmug. Cooper Stevens is a very nice and caring kid, he is good at athletics and is pretty good at most sports. Cooper Stevens' only downside is that he is a mega weeb, He games so much and plays old games like Zelda that no-one likes anymore.
by NickinNicky06 October 30, 2019
Get the Cooper Stevensmug. Stevens weapon of choice his ultimate power weapon of Destruction his slaying unit / tool used for any and every Adventure that he will and we'll ever go on also every Adventure he has been on and will be on not really the active sling went down both literally and sexually his power tool of persuasion and destruction
by Skitz January 12, 2022
Get the Steven with a lightsabermug.