Reindeer Toe

Festive camel toe, as seen at Christmas parties.

"Liz had major reindeer toe in her sexy elf costume."
"I'm sure Santa from accounting still hit it."
"Eww."

by SaucyMcMuffin September 28, 2014

toe pussy

The webbing between your toes

August: fuck i cut my toe pussy

Luci: damn

by dropkickagrandma August 9, 2022

Rogue Toe

When you have one toe that will unexpectedly cramp and separate from the natural pointing angle of the other toes for many mins.

Last night I had my feet up and my left pinky went "Rogue Toe".

by Killthief September 7, 2011

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

dog toe

cigarette.

Hey man, lemme hold one o' them dog toes.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.

Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.

by NightmaresNightmares September 6, 2019